The Random Shenanigans of Pur-Rulz/VEDJ-F/Whatever
Day 7. You’re in Brio’s labs and you’re fixing up some potions together. What do they do?

As a person of practicality, I would devise something that is useful for the general market. As someone who is plagued by dry skin, I would coerce Brio into making a potion which had chemical properties to moisturise those dry areas almost instantly. People would be thank and I’d be rich and famous! Mwee hee h—

Oh, you can get the same result with most basic lotions? Eh, screw it then.

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Day 19. Your favorite piece of music (zone/act music, lyrical stuff, etc).

Aside from Speed Slider way back? Easy as pie;

TEAM CHAO-TICKS YES.

It’s so corny and over the top that it’s a perfect fit for the larger than life characters. It even sounds out like an advert for their services, which is a realistic reason for a character tune to exist in universe (see: Vector listening to his own theme in the Chaotix intro to Heroes).

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Day 6. Post a picture of N.Tropy. I don’t care if it’s any good.

Tired and in the middle of packing to go home later this morning, so really not in the mood to make anything mildly not shitty.

Especially not for this guy. He’s such a boring character who mainly gets fans through his British accent. Ergo, I have a British accent. It’s nothing new, duck.

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Day 18. Got any Sonic merchandise?

Hell to the yes!

A lot of the stuff I have is common merchandise, but some stuff is a little harder to come by. I’m mostly a Jazwares figure collector nowadays, although I’m open to other stuff. My main goal is to get as much Chaotix merch as possible. :)

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Day 5. Do you have any friends who like Crash Bandicoot?

Well, none explicitly, but I’m sure some of them have played Crash at one point or another (come on, most of my friends are from a gaming society!), and certainly wouldn’t hate him. 

I did have one friend in high school who did like Crash, so much so that he was willing to burn me a copy of Warped when I told him I didn’t own the original trilogy (never played the burned copy, and I do own the original trilogy on the PS1 legit now, but it was still a sweet gesture). 

So…none nowadays that I know of.

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Day 17. If you were being attacked by Robotnik/Eggman and his badniks, which character would you want to come save you? Which character is the LAST one you’d want to save you?

For the one I’d want to save me, I’d pick;

Sure, he’s no Sonic, but he’s got a very good track record regardless, and I like him more.

Least wanted saviour though, eh…

I wouldn’t trust this guy as far as I could throw him. Ignoring the fact he’d probably betray me later down the line anyway, he’s just bloody incompetent!

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doctor-neo-cortex:

I… I have a hard announcement to make.

I’m afraid that… due to recent circumstances… I’m not going to be able to take over the world anymore.

All my years - our years - of working towards that impossible goal are now at an end.

If you desire to leave Castle Cortex, feel free. Not that it’s of…

Hadn’t half of them left to do their own thing by Twinsanity anyway? :/

crocwithawesometunes:

mightythearmadillo:

Pick me, pick me! Please? You know you want to!

Just scroll down 2 more people. There~ Right there. AW YEAH!

*scrolls down, 1,2*
…Oh yeah! Charmy’s got the infinite flight thing which is awesome! Thanks for the advice!

crocwithawesometunes:

mightythearmadillo:

Pick me, pick me! Please? You know you want to!

Just scroll down 2 more people. There~ Right there. AW YEAH!

*scrolls down, 1,2*

…Oh yeah! Charmy’s got the infinite flight thing which is awesome! Thanks for the advice!

albotas:

A Little Bit On The Fastest Hedgehog Ever Side: Realistic custom Sonic the Hedgehog figure by Kodykoala. Why hasn’t science bred blue hedgehogs yet. I mean, we have glow-in-the-dark cats, so why not?

The reason scientists haven’t bred blue hedgehogs yet is because they haven’t found an isolated gene to turn keratinous hair/fur/scales blue yet. The glow-in-the-dark cats were gotten from isolating the biofluorescent genes from jellyfish, inserting them into the cat oocyte and letting them develop from there.

Day 4. How long have you been playing Crash?

Since this came out, in 1999. Yep, we’re back to CTR again!

Funny things I thought about this game as a  kid/teen;

-When I first played it, the character that made me gaga for this game was…Pura.

-I thought Crash looked like an evil character so I hated him (well, you can’t blame me for thinking he looked evil, that was his original purpose before things went wrong!).

-I disliked all the evil characters on the starting roster bar…N.Gin. Nowadays, Tiny is far higher in my eyes thanks to his intelligence boost, and you’ve already seen where Dingodile is. Cortex, I don’t hate, but I don’t like either.

-I didn’t care at all for the non-starter roster, they were just random nobodies to me. You’ve already seen how that doesn’t hold anymore.

After CTR, the next Crash game I got was Crash Bash in 2000, then Wrath of Cortex in 2002, making that my first platformer experience regarding the Bandicoot.

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